Panda Prints

Because pandas

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I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face… with my dick.’ Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.
Aubrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling. (via brittanynoell)

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Everyone has to leave. And I will say that when I do leave, it’s not because I see something better or anything like that. It’s just that it’s time. When I do leave, it will be the hardest thing. This is my seventh year, and I mean, that’s my family, it’s my heart, it’s New York, to me. But you know, you have to leave things that you love.

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